- If you don’t watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
- If you do watch a series entirely you are not a true fan
You are only a true fan if you:
- are powered by electricity
- have multiple flat blades
- spin around really fast
i got so mad then laughed so hard
Read this way out of context.
“you’re just missing a concert” they said
“it’s not like it’s a big deal” they said
“it’s just a band” they said
“what are you doing with that axe” they said
who needs school when you’ve got tumblr to educate you
the realest shit in that whole movie
I love The Sims because it’s basically just a bunch of pansexual people speaking gibberish and setting their houses on fire.
The pansexual agenda.
I thought it was funny until I realized the cat doesn’t run away but it rolls away now it’s fucking hilarious
IT JUST ROLLS AWAY IM CRYING
OMG I’M SO DONE
The dog’s just like…… dafuq?
I’m so done
I don’t know what to think any more. Of course that could be due to how much I’m laughing
One of the best ending moments in a movie.
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
I HAVE NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST IN MY LIFE.
i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together
i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart
All eyes were turned to the squirming boy on the stool. The hat was partially covering his face but they could see his worried frown. The seconds seemed to crawl by.
Sirius Black was especially interested in this student. He could barely see over the cluster of heads. He half-rose from his seat, only to be stopped by a comforting hand on his shoulder. James gave him a sympathetic look and Sirius sank back down, realizing that there was nothing he could do.
By now, a good minute had passed. A smile slowly spread across Sirius’ face, as if the verdict had already been announced.
Finally, the hat came to life and a single word echoed though the hall:
He sadly nodded and James squeezed his shoulder. And yet, despite his sorrow, Sirius continued to smile as Regulus toook the hat off and raced over to the table clad in green and grey.
"Sorry, mate," Remus murmured.
Sirius waved his hand and remarked, “Ah, I knew that he was going to get sorted into Slytherin.”
His friends stared at him, unable to hide their confusion.
"Then," Peter whispered, "Why are you smiling?"
"Because," Sirius proudly said, "The hat hesitated."
“The key to Luna is that she has that unbelievably rare quality of actually not giving a damn what anyone else thinks of her.” - J.K. Rowling